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Bristol completed the season with a 100% record: played 3, lost 3. Among our excuses was Mike Chan's cold, and the unplayable chap from Bath, who only started croquet in May, is already down to a 16 Handicap and roquets like a scratch player.
Once again Linda Shaw comfortably won a singles match but was let down by the chaps, Chris Frew and Anthony Rackham managing only a win in the doubles.
Still, the opponents were cordial, the day was fun, the sun shone, and Kabul Airport seemed a thousand miles away. Come to think of it, it is.
Chris Frew
Anthony Rackham
Worcester Norton was unable to field a full team so a reduced Bristol team of Anthony Rackham, John Phillips and Neil Kingston were selected. WN croquet club is based in the disused army barracks with the two lawns laid over the old parade ground. It was a nice environment with warm brick walls and laurel hedges surrounding lawns with longer grass than we are used to in Bristol.
That was the good news. In the morning Neil, and the doubles pairing of Anthony and John, both lost. In the afternoon, Neil won but both Anthony and John lost. An enjoyable but frustrating day.
Anthony Rackham
Richard Jackson
Bob Whiffen (captain)
Bob Whiffen (captain)
Despite our defeat to Cheltenham's 1st team (2-6 with my last, fairly even, game unfinished) the threatened lightning and heavy rain never materialised. Great to see Chairman Dave playing in The Parkstone for BCC. I finished with a net loss of 2 index points on the day.
A cautionary tale for anyone going to Cheltenham in the near future. Junction 11 (northbound M5 / A40) was closed on Sunday, requiring a long detour via the environs of Tewkesbury! Also, for some reason CCC allocated lawns 4, 5, and 6 for this match. They are as far from the clubhouse facilities as you can get, and are not in the best condition.
A win in the home game against Bath 1 is now imperative. Go Bristol 2!
Richard Williamson
Wayne Wiseman
Eric Soakell
At the break, no inspiring Team Talk could change the match outcome, so players were advised to enjoy themselves. I sincerely hope that they did, because they probably didn’t enjoy the croquet. Eric Soakell lost to Garry McElwain by 0-26, and the doubles pairing of Wayne Wiseman and Dom Aarvold lost to Chris Williams and Paul Pristavec by 6-26.
At times like these it behoves the Team Captain to capture the positives. Your Team were delighted that notwithstanding a grim weather forecast, nobody got wet socks. Another big plus was the fact that most games finished quickly, so we were able to be home in time for an early tea (if the truth were known, we only narrowly missed lunch). In our defence, I would have to say that they were all much bigger boys than us.
Oh yes, I mentioned the two contrasting halves. In the morning we were thrashed comprehensively, whereas in the afternoon it was the complete opposite. We were comprehensively thrashed.
In the circumstances, the team were grateful that nobody turned out to support or criticise us in any way.
Wayne Wiseman
Team Captain
Many thanks to our opponents.
Mike Salisbury and Anthony Rackham beat Paul Watson and Keith Davis -5
Peter Kirby lost to Craig Edwards +7
Frances Ransom lost to Adam Moliver -23
Anthony Rackham lost to Keith Davis -12
Mike Salisbury lost to Adam Moliver -2
Frances Ransom Craig Edwards -19
Peter Kirby lost to Paul Watson -12
Anthony Rackham
Under leaden skies that constantly threatened rain, but never did, Bristol at home lost 2-5 to Kington Langley. The team of Chris Frew, Linda Shaw, David Enticknap and Des Wakely lost the morning session 0-3 in generally scrappy encounters. Resolving to do better during half-time sandwiches, the afternoon was honours even at 2-2, with a good win for Linda and a one-hoop victory for Des. All agreed that, had there been an evening session, on this trend line we would have trounced them.
Lowlight of the match: in the morning doubles, Chris, Des and both opponents had all run five hoops and failed to get in position to attempt Hoop 6. With three minutes left on the clock the away pair finally managed to get in position, only for their ball to become wedged in the hoop. Our suggestion that God wanted the match to be a draw was rejected. Memo to home team captains: check the hoops before play.
Controversy avoided of the match: when Des had his striker’s ball in front of his hoop and touching the upright. He claimed a ‘Wayne smash’ through the hoop would be a legal shot; he had been told by the oracle, a qualified referee. Opponents looked more than sceptical, and his partner banned the shot. Sorry Des.
Chris Frew
Our team of four was reduced to three when Glamorgan could not field a full team. Frances offered to be the reserve in case Covid tests didn't go well. We were warmly received at Merthyr Mawr and this was their first Inter-Club match on their new lawns. It was also a first for Neil Kingston, who had not played for our club before. Neil got off to a flying start by beating their captain Paul Pristavec 26-0. Mike Salisbury and Bob Whiffen won their doubles match against Sarah Melvin and Kevin Ham 26-21 with a calm bit of finishing by Mike. We were very lucky with the weather in the afternoon because rain had been forecasted, and early on Mike secured victory for Bristol by beating Sarah 26-0, Bob tried to come back from a bad start but lost to Paul 26 - 21, and Neil's game was timed out and he lost to Kevin by 23 - 14. All in all a very pleasant day.
Bob Whiffen (captain)
There was as a consequence an inspiring Team Talk at the break, which could be summarised as "Buck up FFS". This had a transformative effect, resulting in Wayne Wiseman beating Tom Weston 17-15, Eric Soakell beating David Williams 14-12, Richard Williamson beating Stephen Leonard 20-19 and Dom Aarvold beating John Pollard 26-10.
The team were grateful for the support of other club members who came to cheer us on, and especially to David Goacher for leaving early after criticising both my personal game tactics and my poor leadership skills. His diet of Humble Pie will last for quite a long time.
Wayne Wiseman
Team Captain for the day